zonkypuff:

Eurovision in a nutshell:

  • Actual girl on fire
  • Girls kissing
  • Something about shoes
  • Jesus
  • Gay vampire
  • Eyebrows
  • Thor
  • Hot drummers
  • Alcohol is free

connorkawaii:

at eurovision you either have a classy but incredibly boring song or a WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON song there is no inbetween 

michaelcliffordss:

graham nortons feelings towards eurovision is like robert pattinsons feelings towards twilight

graham norton: *eiffel tower in background* hard to say what city she's in could be anywhere really
buttermybatter: This is it. This is Eurivision song contest

the-hunters-have-the-phone-box:

Dear America,

We are sorry for confusing you with our ‘gay musical olympics’ and the singing version of Thor.

But tonight we have brought to you Count Fabula, so you should be grateful.

Sincerely,

Most of Europe.

quote of the night on eurovision

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the-eleventh-blog:

why can’t i vote for graham norton

highschooljewsical:

graham norton literally gets better as the night goes on like by this point he does not give a SHIT he’s just taking the piss out of everyone i feel it really represents the uk